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As
a matter of fact, I do know Slaid Cleaves...
02/26/2004
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... but I
get to call him Ricky.
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Janet Jackson's
energizer bunny tit... 02/122004
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... it
keeps going, and going, and going.
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Christian rock
sucks... 01/19/2004
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... but
Chris Rock rocks.
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I am running for
governor of California... 8/14/03
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... if
victorious, I shall go to Disneyland.
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Let's hear it for
DADD... 07/24/2003
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...
Drunks Against Drunk Driving.
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Should this
column continue?..._7/10/03
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... if so
could I get a rim shot please?
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Iraq reveals
weapons of mass destruction..._4/02/03
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... it's
Geraldo... yeah, pretty much Geraldo.
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Dildos in
Texas..._2/07/03
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... I've
met a few.
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It's Uncle
Jack..._1/09/03
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... and
Kenny L.
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I am a Gear
Slut..._12/19/02
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... call
1-900-singintothemic.
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Furman and the
pussy hound..._10/10/02
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... no,
they're not the same.
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Eight simple
workarounds for W. Bruce Cameron's eight
simple rules..._11/24/02
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... for
dating his teenage daughter.
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Read This Column
Now!_09/11/02
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... if
you don't, the terrorists win.
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Project
Buried_08/09/02
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...
project agenda setting?
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Dating rules for
men_07/25/02
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...
fortunately, not real men.
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God wrote this
column_07/11/02
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... but
Satan did the copyediting.
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I see everything
twice_06/27/02
-
... I see
everything twice.
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Don't call me
blog_06/13/02
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... this
means you Layne.
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I do one
more_05/30/02
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... then
maybe one more after that.
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-
Stalkin' Hawk
(part two)_02/07/02
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...
decorum.
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-
Stalkin'
Hawk_01/31/02
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... she
wants me. She really wants me.
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-
New Year's
2001_01/25/02
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... am I
behind or what?
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