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As a
matter of fact, I do know Slaid Cleaves... 02/26/2004
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... but I get to
call him Ricky.
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Janet Jackson's energizer bunny tit...
02/122004
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... it keeps
going, and going, and going.
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Christian rock sucks... 01/19/2004
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... but Chris Rock
rocks.
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I am running for governor of California...
8/14/03
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... if victorious,
I shall go to Disneyland.
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Let's hear it for DADD... 07/24/2003
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... Drunks Against
Drunk Driving.
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Should this column continue?..._7/10/03
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... if so could I
get a rim shot please?
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Iraq reveals weapons of mass
destruction..._4/02/03
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... it's
Geraldo... yeah, pretty much Geraldo.
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Dildos in Texas..._2/07/03
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... I've met a few.
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It's Uncle Jack..._1/09/03
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... and Kenny L.
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I am a Gear Slut..._12/19/02
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... call
1-900-singintothemic.
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Furman and the pussy hound..._10/10/02
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... no, they're
not the same.
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Eight simple workarounds for W. Bruce
Cameron's eight simple rules..._11/24/02
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... for dating his
teenage daughter.
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Read This Column Now!_09/11/02
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... if you don't,
the terrorists win.
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Project Buried_08/09/02
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... project agenda
setting?
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Dating rules for men_07/25/02
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... fortunately,
not real men.
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God wrote this column_07/11/02
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... but Satan did
the copyediting.
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I see everything twice_06/27/02
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... I see
everything twice.
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Don't call me blog_06/13/02
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... this means you
Layne.
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I do one more_05/30/02
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... then maybe one
more after that.
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Stalkin' Hawk (part two)_02/07/02
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... decorum.
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Stalkin' Hawk_01/31/02
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... she wants me.
She really wants me.
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New Year's 2001_01/25/02
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... am I behind or
what?
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