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Things
I've noticed lately_12/20/01
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... some that bug
me, some that don't.
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Three memorials for mom_12/13/01
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... part two.
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Three memorials for mom_12/06/01
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... yes, I'm
Irish-American.
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My first guest columnist_11/29/01
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... die, and I'll
publish you. Maybe.
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Busting Chip's balls_11/22/01
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... payback's a
bitch?
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Thirty years after sixth period_11/15/01
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... is an 8-hour
reunion really long enough?
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The spirit of '71_11/08/01
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... drunk at grad
night again.
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A final conversation with mom_11/01/01
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... got it all on
tape, brother.
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Stroke man and the smoking dog_10/25/01
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... we're a team.
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Please send this to all your
friends_07/19/01
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... or anyone else
you wish to annoy.
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Men are from Mars and women want my
penis_06/29/01
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... I'm from the
planet Uron.
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Booby busts boozin' Bush babes_06/15/01
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... say that ten
times fast.
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I like shaved pussy_05/24/01
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... deal with it.
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Why the Baby Boomers suck_05/10/01
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... my-my-my-my-my
generation.
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I read the news today_04/27/01
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... oh, fuck.
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Baseball's in the air_04/05/01
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... and I'm on the
bench.
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Fried Green politicians_03/28/01
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... they're all
Republicans, deep down.
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My ad on eBay_03/22/01
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... check out my
other auctions.
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Late for SXSW Interactive 2001_03/15/01
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... like you give a
rat's ass.
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Yes, I'm still alive_03/08/01
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... everybody else
seems to be dying, though.
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Have you heard this one?_03/01/01
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... sure, I'm losing
my mind.
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