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Cancun
on $400 a day_12/25/00
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... don't blame me,
I voted for Fox.
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Ferrari my ass_12/07/00
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... revisited.
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How to write comedy for the
Internet_11/30/00
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... first, find a
marketing mascot.
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The Presidential hostage crisis_11/16/00
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... week three.
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Is it election night?_11/09/00
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... or Groundhog Day.
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Me and my mammogram_11/02/00
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... my breast cancer
scare.
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Convincing Kim_10/26/00
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... just go on Box
of Bugs with me.
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Chasing Andy_10/19/00
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... I will never
work with a gay midget impersonator ever again.
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The choice is clear_10/12/00
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... vote for Junior.
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My life in NPR_10/05/00
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... does this
eclipse the Gong Show?
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Here's to a level playing field_09/28/00
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... just give them
the drugs.
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Did the Olympics start already?_09/21/00
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... here's what you
can do with your air rifle.
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Good night, Knight_09/14/00
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... don't let the
door hit your ass.
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Bush, Dick, asshole_09/07/00
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... just one of the
boys.
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Did you get a haircut?_08/31/00
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... yes, I changed
the site.
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How to alienate California women_08/24/00
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... it's the damn
hat.
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Norman!_07/20/00
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... he's better than
you.
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Good fencers make good targets_07/13/00
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... next, I'm going
after ping pong.
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How about Miller lite?_06/29/00
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... maybe Dennis
should be Bush's running mate.
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Chicken and Tiger and Maher_06/22/00
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... oh, fuck.
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The Mendoza Brothers ride again_06/15/00
-
... so you've heard
of the LAPD.
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I'm not prejudiced_06/08/00
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... I'm just like
you.
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I steal from the best_05/025/00
-
... my favorite
American comedians.
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Niacin leads to the harder stuff_05/018/00
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... how I took down
Pup 'n' Taco.
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Lie, damn lies and this column_05/04/00
-
... it's the truth
as I like it.
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Jesus showed me the way_04/27/00
-
... back to the
Sheraton.
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Busy, busy, busy_04/20/00
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... like a fuckin'
bee I am.
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Sure, I'll edit you_04/13/00
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... and your little
dog too.
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Be like me_04/06/00
-
... it ain't all
that hard.
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The New Puritans_03/30/00
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... I'm sure I'll
write more on this topic later.
-
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I can open pickle jars and kill
spiders_03/23/00
-
... a report from
SXSW Music 2000.
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Halcyon rocks_03/16/00
-
... a report from
SXSW Interactive 2000.
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Everyone should breathe air_03/09/00
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... but you'll
probably suck helium instead.
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All women should be bisexual_03/02/00
-
... but not
monagamists.
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Bring on the Pappaverine_02/24/00
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... I've seen the
needle and the damage done.
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More of the unusual Bull_02/17/00
-
... play it again,
Jasper.
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Jerking off on the Web_02/10/00
-
... I have impure
thoughts.
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John Denver can kick your ass_02/03/00
-
... Bob Stane and
the Pasadena Ice House, part two.
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On gay midget comedians_01/27/00
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... they're going to
be big.
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Letterman's got no act_01/20/00
-
... my adventures at
the Pasadena Ice House, part one.
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Who wants to fuck a millionaire?_01/13/00
-
... been there, done
that.
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Party in the hood_01/06/00
-
... that's what you
get for inviting me.
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