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Millennium,
schlaminnium_12/30/99
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... Y2K don't bug me.
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Hunger for the holidays_12/23/99
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... I'm going soft.
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I just do and do and do for you_12/02/99
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... Ricky Martin
jokes.
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You can call me Ray_11/11/99
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... last of the
great goombahs.
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Free Matthew McConaughey_11/04/99
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... bad, bongo
player, bad, bad, bad.
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Why exaggerate when you can lie?_10/21/99
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... Chip Tait kicked
me in the nuts and I can prove it.
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Wilt's also dead_10/14/99
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... but Lemon's the
best.
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How I met Arnold Palmer_10/07/99
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... and other dead
golfers.
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Ireland's the Mexico of Europe_09/30/99
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... the Australian
version.
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Wacky web sites for a wainy day_09/23/99
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... people with too
much time.
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Ass Oscar?_09/16/99
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... add vice colomn.
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Number 9, number 9, number 9_09/09/99
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... it's the end of
the world: take one.
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Don't call me stewardess_09/02/99
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... deal, fat boy.
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Why the right don't write_08/26/99
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... George Will
doesn't count.
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How to get rid of telemarketers_08/19/99
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... it's okay to be
rude.
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Thanks for the mammaries_08/12/99
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... show me your
tits.
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The art of exploitation_08/05/99
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... Hulk Hogan is a
big blond fop.
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The three great police agencies_07/29/99
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... FBI, CIA, AOL.
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Hey, hey JFK_07/22/99
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... how many girls
did you kill today?
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Title 9 doesn't work_07/15/99
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... let's bring back
Sonoma State football.
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Soccer's a pussy sport_07/8/99
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... not that there's
anything wrong with that.
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Bachelor parties suck_06/24/99
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... but strippers
don't.
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One wedding, no funerals, some
injuries_06/17/99
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... Danny gets the
girl.
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It is alive!_05/27/99
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... **Special
Bulletin**
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What's in a name?_05/20/99
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... no dick jokes.
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Three-dot journalism lives_05/13/99
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... Herb Caen's
still dead.
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Roventini's magic trick_05/06/99
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... sure you can
have it both ways.
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Easter... the other April Fool's
Day_04/30/99
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... god the
carpenter.
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There is no Trench Coat Mafia_04/22/99
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... it's the media,
stupid.
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Hate Mail & Love Letters #3_04/08/99
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... foolish pranks.
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How To Be A Journalist In 30 Days!_04/01/99
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... or your money
back.
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Ireland's the Mexico of Europe_03/17/99
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... there goes my
trip to Dublin.
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On drunken moyles_03/11/99
-
... take it all off,
please.
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My life as a dog owner_02/25/99
-
... pussy, pussy,
pussy.
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How to get out of jury duty_02/18/99
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... that's what you
get for voting.
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My hard drive ate it_02/04/99
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... the check's in
the e-mail.
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Graphics? I don't need no stinkin'
graphics_01/28/99
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... if I may be so
bold.
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The hoax's on me!_01/21/99
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... Congress LOVES
you.
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Not your basic accordion player_01/14/99
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... big party in
Round Rock, Texas.
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My pizza with William_01/7/99
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... my readers LOVE
to party all the time.
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