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If you can read
this you're still sober_12/31/98
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... Happy New Year
1999.
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Drink your Christmas spirit_ 12/17/98
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... bombs for the
holiday.
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No such thing as writer's block_ 12/10/98
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... and I can prove
it.
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Mike Jasper is 45!!!_ 12/3/98
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... let's not
mention this again.
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Let's have a REAL smoke-out_ 11/19/98
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... I'll quit...
just not in November.
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How to lick pussy and never pay rent again_
11/12/98
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... a musician's
survival guide.
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Hate Mail & Love Letters #2_ 10/29/98
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... and the Dale
Dudley incident.
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Laramie or Leave It_ 10/2298
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... it's not too
early for this, is it?
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Some men are Dicks_ 10/15/98
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... semantics counts.
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Let's change Zimbabwe back to Rhodesia_
10/08/98
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... old world values.
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There's no place like home_ 10/01/98
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... Kansas responds.
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Kansas sucks_ 09/24/98
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... I don't think
I'm in Austin anymore.
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Hate mail and love letters_ 09/10/98
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... the readers sass
back.
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Billy Buck Henry goes to Hollywood_ 09/3/98
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... the ugly Texan
rides again.
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Drudge in the media_ 08/13/98
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... is Matt Drudge
for real?
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Mouthpiece for Cancerboy_ 07/23/98
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... Daniel Bull day
comes but once a year.
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Chuck Barris can't play guitar for shit_
07/16/98
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... yes, I won the
Gong Show.
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The truth about Chris R... not that he
cares_ 06/11/98
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... anybody can get
a job.
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Will work for Viagra..._ 06/04/98
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... what goes up
must come down.
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After I recieve my degree..._ 04/16/98
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... no one rights
good anymore.
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Isn't it about time YOU got a job?_04/02/98
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... how come I can't
get paid for THIS.
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What's the deal with rapists?_03/19/98
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... this time it's
personal.
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Marriage is such a pain_03/05/98
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... life throws
another screwball.
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A letter to Mary C._02/19/98
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... why old friends
fear me.
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Remembrance of things... ahh...umm...
_02/12/98
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... things I should
have written before.
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Billy got head and I don't care_02/05/98
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... it's the
economy, stupid.
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Hey everybody, I'm a lesbian now_01/22/98
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... what have I done
to my ex-girlfriends?
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Mick Jagger's on OUR side_01/08/98
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... so I thought the
49ers would win.
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The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass
every day_12/31/97
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... ramblings from
the author.
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Peter Alexander's second day on
earth_12/18/97
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... everybody loves
babies.
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Older women need younger men_12/11/97
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... why candles burn
out faster than candlesticks.
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Every turkey has its day_12/04/97
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... there's one in
every family... why is it me?
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Talk about your upgrades_11/27/97
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... my computer
works, but my brain could use some RAM.
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Cars are filthy, disgusting and
dangerous_11/13/97
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... my tribute to
the American automobile.
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The myth of women's orgasms_11/6/97
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... do I have to
explain this one?
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Steal this column_10/30/97
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... Kurt Vonnegut
Jr.'s speech to MIT
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Drunks say the darnedest things_10/23/97
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... strange but true
stories from Alcoholics Anonymous
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Three true stories and the cords_10/16/97
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... younger women,
Lovejoy's, and bondage
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And it's William R. Eagan at the
wire!_10/9/97
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... hanging out with
my dead dad's ashes
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(Fuck off) This is just a test_9/30/97
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... all about the
F-word and the internet
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