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If you can read this you're still sober_12/31/98
... Happy New Year 1999.
 
Drink your Christmas spirit_ 12/17/98
... bombs for the holiday.
 
No such thing as writer's block_ 12/10/98
... and I can prove it.
 
Mike Jasper is 45!!!_ 12/3/98
... let's not mention this again.
 
Let's have a REAL smoke-out_ 11/19/98
... I'll quit... just not in November.
 
How to lick pussy and never pay rent again_ 11/12/98
... a musician's survival guide.
 
Hate Mail & Love Letters #2_ 10/29/98
... and the Dale Dudley incident.
 
Laramie or Leave It_ 10/2298
... it's not too early for this, is it?
 
Some men are Dicks_ 10/15/98
... semantics counts.
 
Let's change Zimbabwe back to Rhodesia_ 10/08/98
... old world values.
 
There's no place like home_ 10/01/98
... Kansas responds.
 
Kansas sucks_ 09/24/98
... I don't think I'm in Austin anymore.
 
Hate mail and love letters_ 09/10/98
... the readers sass back.
 
Billy Buck Henry goes to Hollywood_ 09/3/98
... the ugly Texan rides again.
 
Drudge in the media_ 08/13/98
... is Matt Drudge for real?
 
Mouthpiece for Cancerboy_ 07/23/98
... Daniel Bull day comes but once a year.
 
Chuck Barris can't play guitar for shit_ 07/16/98
... yes, I won the Gong Show.
 
The truth about Chris R... not that he cares_ 06/11/98
... anybody can get a job.
 
Will work for Viagra..._ 06/04/98
... what goes up must come down.
 
After I recieve my degree..._ 04/16/98
... no one rights good anymore.
 
Isn't it about time YOU got a job?_04/02/98
... how come I can't get paid for THIS.
 
What's the deal with rapists?_03/19/98
... this time it's personal.
 
Marriage is such a pain_03/05/98
... life throws another screwball.
 
A letter to Mary C._02/19/98
... why old friends fear me.
 
Remembrance of things... ahh...umm... _02/12/98
... things I should have written before.
 
Billy got head and I don't care_02/05/98
... it's the economy, stupid.
 
Hey everybody, I'm a lesbian now_01/22/98
... what have I done to my ex-girlfriends?
 
Mick Jagger's on OUR side_01/08/98
... so I thought the 49ers would win.
 
The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass every day_12/31/97
... ramblings from the author.
 
Peter Alexander's second day on earth_12/18/97
... everybody loves babies.
 
Older women need younger men_12/11/97
... why candles burn out faster than candlesticks.
 
Every turkey has its day_12/04/97
... there's one in every family... why is it me?
 
Talk about your upgrades_11/27/97
... my computer works, but my brain could use some RAM.
 
Cars are filthy, disgusting and dangerous_11/13/97
... my tribute to the American automobile.
 
The myth of women's orgasms_11/6/97
... do I have to explain this one?
 
Steal this column_10/30/97
... Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s speech to MIT
 
Drunks say the darnedest things_10/23/97
... strange but true stories from Alcoholics Anonymous
 
Three true stories and the cords_10/16/97
... younger women, Lovejoy's, and bondage
 
And it's William R. Eagan at the wire!_10/9/97
... hanging out with my dead dad's ashes
 
(Fuck off) This is just a test_9/30/97
... all about the F-word and the internet
 

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