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Things I've noticed lately_12/20/01
... some that bug me, some that don't.

Three memorials for mom_12/13/01
... part two.

Three memorials for mom_12/06/01
... yes, I'm Irish-American.
 
My first guest columnist_11/29/01
... die, and I'll publish you. Maybe.
 
Busting Chip's balls_11/22/01
... payback's a bitch?
 
Thirty years after sixth period_11/15/01
... is an 8-hour reunion really long enough?
 
The spirit of '71_11/08/01
... drunk at grad night again.
 
A final conversation with mom_11/01/01
... got it all on tape, brother.
 
Stroke man and the smoking dog_10/25/01
... we're a team.
 
Please send this to all your friends_07/19/01
... or anyone else you wish to annoy.
 
Men are from Mars and women want my penis_06/29/01
... I'm from the planet Uron.
 
Booby busts boozin' Bush babes_06/15/01
... say that ten times fast.
 
I like shaved pussy_05/24/01
... deal with it.
 
Why the Baby Boomers suck_05/10/01
... my-my-my-my-my generation.
 
I read the news today_04/27/01
... oh, fuck.
 
Baseball's in the air_04/05/01
... and I'm on the bench.
 
Fried Green politicians_03/28/01
... they're all Republicans, deep down.
 
My ad on eBay_03/22/01
... check out my other auctions.
 
Late for SXSW Interactive 2001_03/15/01
... like you give a rat's ass.
 
Yes, I'm still alive_03/08/01
... everybody else seems to be dying, though.
 
Have you heard this one?_03/01/01
... sure, I'm losing my mind.


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