-
Cancun
on
$400 a day_12/25/00
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... don't
blame me, I voted for Fox.
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-
Ferrari my
ass_12/07/00
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...
revisited.
-
-
How to write comedy
for the Internet_11/30/00
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... first,
find a marketing mascot.
-
-
The Presidential
hostage crisis_11/16/00
-
... week
three.
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Is it election
night?_11/09/00
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... or
Groundhog Day.
-
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Me and my
mammogram_11/02/00
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... my breast
cancer scare.
-
-
Convincing
Kim_10/26/00
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... just go
on Box of Bugs with me.
-
-
Chasing Andy_10/19/00
-
... I will
never work with a gay midget impersonator ever
again.
-
-
The choice is
clear_10/12/00
-
... vote for
Junior.
-
-
My life in
NPR_10/05/00
-
... does this
eclipse the Gong Show?
-
-
Here's to a level
playing field_09/28/00
-
... just give
them the drugs.
-
-
Did the Olympics
start already?_09/21/00
-
... here's
what you can do with your air rifle.
-
-
Good night,
Knight_09/14/00
-
... don't let
the door hit your ass.
-
-
Bush, Dick,
asshole_09/07/00
-
... just one
of the boys.
-
-
Did you get a
haircut?_08/31/00
-
... yes, I
changed the site.
-
-
How to alienate
California women_08/24/00
-
... it's the
damn hat.
-
-
Norman!_07/20/00
-
... he's
better than you.
-
-
Good fencers make
good targets_07/13/00
-
... next, I'm
going after ping pong.
-
-
How about Miller
lite?_06/29/00
-
... maybe
Dennis should be Bush's running mate.
-
-
Chicken and Tiger and
Maher_06/22/00
-
... oh, fuck.
-
-
The Mendoza Brothers
ride again_06/15/00
-
... so you've
heard of the LAPD.
-
-
I'm not
prejudiced_06/08/00
-
... I'm just
like you.
-
-
I steal from the
best_05/025/00
-
... my
favorite American comedians.
-
-
Niacin leads to the
harder stuff_05/018/00
-
... how I
took down Pup 'n' Taco.
-
-
Lie, damn lies and
this column_05/04/00
-
... it's the
truth as I like it.
-
-
Jesus showed me the
way_04/27/00
-
... back to
the Sheraton.
-
-
Busy, busy,
busy_04/20/00
-
... like a
fuckin' bee I am.
-
-
Sure, I'll edit
you_04/13/00
-
... and your
little dog too.
-
-
Be like me_04/06/00
-
... it ain't
all that hard.
-
-
The New
Puritans_03/30/00
-
... I'm sure
I'll write more on this topic later.
-
-
I can open pickle
jars and kill spiders_03/23/00
-
... a report
from SXSW Music 2000.
-
-
Halcyon
rocks_03/16/00
-
... a report
from SXSW Interactive 2000.
-
-
Everyone should
breathe air_03/09/00
-
... but
you'll probably suck helium instead.
-
-
All women should be
bisexual_03/02/00
-
... but not
monagamists.
-
-
Bring on the
Pappaverine_02/24/00
-
... I've seen
the needle and the damage done.
-
-
More of the unusual
Bull_02/17/00
-
... play it
again, Jasper.
-
-
Jerking off on the
Web_02/10/00
-
... I have
impure thoughts.
-
-
John Denver can kick
your ass_02/03/00
-
... Bob Stane
and the Pasadena Ice House, part two.
-
-
On gay midget
comedians_01/27/00
-
... they're
going to be big.
-
-
Letterman's got no
act_01/20/00
-
... my
adventures at the Pasadena Ice House, part one.
-
-
Who wants to fuck a
millionaire?_01/13/00
-
... been
there, done that.
-
-
Party in the
hood_01/06/00
-
... that's
what you get for inviting me.
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