-
Millennium,
schlaminnium_12/30/99
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... Y2K don't
bug me.
-
-
Hunger for the
holidays_12/23/99
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... I'm going
soft.
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I just do and do and
do for you_12/02/99
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... Ricky
Martin jokes.
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You can call me
Ray_11/11/99
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... last of
the great goombahs.
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Free Matthew
McConaughey_11/04/99
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... bad,
bongo player, bad, bad, bad.
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Why exaggerate when
you can lie?_10/21/99
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... Chip Tait
kicked me in the nuts and I can prove it.
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Wilt's also
dead_10/14/99
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... but
Lemon's the best.
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How I met Arnold
Palmer_10/07/99
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... and other
dead golfers.
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Ireland's the Mexico
of Europe_09/30/99
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... the
Australian version.
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Wacky web sites for a
wainy day_09/23/99
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... people
with too much time.
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Ass Oscar?_09/16/99
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... add vice
colomn.
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Number 9, number 9,
number 9_09/09/99
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... it's the
end of the world: take one.
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Don't call me
stewardess_09/02/99
-
... deal, fat
boy.
-
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Why the right don't
write_08/26/99
-
... George
Will doesn't count.
-
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How to get rid of
telemarketers_08/19/99
-
... it's okay
to be rude.
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Thanks for the
mammaries_08/12/99
-
... show me
your tits.
-
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The art of
exploitation_08/05/99
-
... Hulk
Hogan is a big blond fop.
-
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The three great
police agencies_07/29/99
-
... FBI, CIA,
AOL.
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-
Hey, hey JFK_07/22/99
-
... how many
girls did you kill today?
-
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Title 9 doesn't
work_07/15/99
-
... let's
bring back Sonoma State football.
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Soccer's a pussy
sport_07/8/99
-
... not that
there's anything wrong with that.
-
-
Bachelor parties
suck_06/24/99
-
... but
strippers don't.
-
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One wedding, no
funerals, some injuries_06/17/99
-
... Danny
gets the girl.
-
-
It is alive!_05/27/99
-
... **Special
Bulletin**
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What's in a
name?_05/20/99
-
... no dick
jokes.
-
-
Three-dot journalism
lives_05/13/99
-
... Herb
Caen's still dead.
-
-
Roventini's magic
trick_05/06/99
-
... sure you
can have it both ways.
-
-
Easter... the other
April Fool's Day_04/30/99
-
... god the
carpenter.
-
-
There is no Trench
Coat Mafia_04/22/99
-
... it's the
media, stupid.
-
-
Hate Mail & Love
Letters #3_04/08/99
-
... foolish
pranks.
-
-
How To Be A
Journalist In 30 Days!_04/01/99
-
... or your
money back.
-
-
Ireland's the Mexico
of Europe_03/17/99
-
... there
goes my trip to Dublin.
-
-
On drunken
moyles_03/11/99
-
... take it
all off, please.
-
-
My life as a dog
owner_02/25/99
-
... pussy,
pussy, pussy.
-
-
How to get out of
jury duty_02/18/99
-
... that's
what you get for voting.
-
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My hard drive ate
it_02/04/99
-
... the
check's in the e-mail.
-
-
Graphics? I don't
need no stinkin' graphics_01/28/99
-
... if I may
be so bold.
-
-
The hoax's on
me!_01/21/99
-
... Congress
LOVES you.
-
-
Not your basic
accordion player_01/14/99
-
... big party
in Round Rock, Texas.
-
-
My pizza with
William_01/7/99
-
... my
readers LOVE to party all the time.
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